im a wandering cheeseburger, yes I know. I have come from far away lands to bring you wisdom. Why take advice from a cheeseburger. Why not? you could always get advice from humans. We see how that worked out in the past. Humans only know how to bring destruction and anger, they need to be more like the cheeseburger. They need to be willing to die in order to sustain someone elses life, to look past themselves and give up parts of them for others enjoyment. Cheeseburgers make people happy, so maybe listening to me isnt such a bad idea.
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