im a wandering cheeseburger, yes I know. I have come from far away lands to bring you wisdom. Why take advice from a cheeseburger. Why not? you could always get advice from humans. We see how that worked out in the past. Humans only know how to bring destruction and anger, they need to be more like the cheeseburger. They need to be willing to die in order to sustain someone elses life, to look past themselves and give up parts of them for others enjoyment. Cheeseburgers make people happy, so maybe listening to me isnt such a bad idea.
So the other day i had this idea of a giant hairy spider, that was a beautician. It had eight arms(legs) like any other spider. So basically the spider was 8 times faster than any other spider. Two arms(legs) worked on makeup, two more were blow drying, and so on and so forth. Wouldnt that be epic I mean we could make some hardcore cash on this idea…. the only downfall is spiders are really friggin scary sally.
Living in a dreamland or so i wish, as i sit at this pier chewing bubblegum and fish, the bubblegum flavor keeps the fish smell away, as the dolphins and dragons come out to play. They look upon me as i sit in this chair, the wind is blowing through my barely existent hair. So many years I’ve left behind, so many days of wasting time. If i had a chance to go back and change, i sadly would probably do everything the same. Reality is a fish just waiting to be caught, but you throw it back in the second you get taught.
I shoved my hand deep down my throat, i stuffed a banana inside my coat, i found some food and fed my goat. I cant believe they talked me into selling my boat
My feet are yellow my feet are blue, my feet are extremely happy they are nothing like you. They may be at the bottom, and smell not so great, but they do not share in your dread, nor will they share in your hate. For people like you my dear friend all meet the same bitter end.
Happiness the point at which you realize im proud to be part penguin, part buffalo, but mostly cricket. Pain comes and pain goes, your heart follows wherever the wind blows, but i must say to leave me this way is plain……….Strange? I saw the world runnning as it took its last breath and i was happy, because i had everything, now theres nothing left.
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The Wandering Cheeseburger
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I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity
